HALF OF HALF IS HALF!

I have been spending a lot of time lately thinking a lot about how there is something missing in my lifetime! A half of something is missing as a matter of fact! That missing half that I am looking for is a one and only boyfriend! While thinking about how much I need a one and only boyfriend, I was also at the same time thinking about where I could possibly find a one and only real and actual boyfriend! This thought caused me to think about all of my fakeboyfriends that I have pretty much all over the whole entire planet earth! Well, almost entirely whole anyway! Which reminds me, I have no boyfriends in Slovenia or Timbuktu or Schenectady for that matter! Be that as it may, I really do already have a lot of fakeboyfriends that could be my real and actual boyfriends! I can really and actually at the same time, have only one real and actual one and only boyfriend at time, so I was thinking that it would be good to list and picture all of my fakeboyfriends from all over the whole entire planet and pick which one of these fakeboyfriends that I will accept as my one and only real and actual boyfriend! A really and super hard task I must say! This super hard task is now at hand! I must say! Indubitably so!




This section right here is the United Kingdom section! The United Kingdom is the exact thing as UK, by the way! I found out this true and real and actual fact a little while ago! And when I say a little while ago, I mean that I really and actually found this real and actual fact to be true and a fact, about two months ago, or something like that! Be that as it may, this right here is my first fakeboyfriend from the United Kingdom! This is Ralph Allen! Ralph Allen from the United Kingdom is very funny, and believe you me, this girl likes to laugh a lot! Just look at Ralph Allen right here being funny and making me laugh! He is more than likely not, trying to make me laugh on purpose! I mean really! Ralph Allen with sparkly sunglasses on and a scarf! Ralph Allen probably and more than likely, got those dark sunglasses from Elvis or something like that! I would imagine that would be the case anyway! It probably would not be very hard to find out if this is indeed a fact or not!


This right here is my second fakeboyfriend from the United Kingdom! This right here is Charlie Bong! Charlie Bong and Ralph Allen are really good friends together and get into all sorts of mischief together! They work their Nannan real good! Did you hear about the baguette incident?! Oh my!Look at Charlie Bong doing what he is doing right here! Charlie Bong is showing me his soft and snugly side! I like being all soft and snugly! My goodness, if I ever went over there to the United Kingdom, I would more than likely be ensconced in some sort of funny and soft and snugly heaven with Ralph Allen and Charlie Bong! That would be a nice heaven to be in! I would say!
Those two might be trying to dry gulch me into choosing them! At this point in time I have not decided if this is what they are trying to do or not!


Look at these two! Lurchers both of them! What is better yet, is that these two lurchers are boy lurchers! I like a lurcher boy! Lurcher boys are sometimes, but just not all the time a little rough! I like the way a lurcher boy tickles my earmeat with their lurcher boy tickley hairs when rummaging around my on my personnage! This is right here below is Red and Zak!


I like these two boys! They are so open-minded and cultivated over there in the United Kingdom! They can do the domestic stuff all the while that I am out shopping for pink stuff! I am sure they would happy to do such a thing too!

Ahhh! I could just watch these two do this sort of thing all the live long day! And then some! Just do not ask me to wash out the grass stains!
I am going to consider this sentence that you are reading right now and at this time to be the end of the United Kingdom slash UK fakeboyfriend section!


I am glad that some of my fakeboyfriends are over here in the United States! Also, if you are interested, I am going to begin to start thinking about starting an investigation into whether or not that "US" is the same as the "United States"! I have a sneaking suspicion that it is on the count that I sucessfully solved the riddle of the United Kingdom slash UK puzzle! I will keep you all posted! If I can remember though!

Look right here at Eddie! Eddie has lots of stuff going for him! Eddie has a delicate brindley thing going on! It is not a showing off type of in your face brindley! Eddie also has a very strong and proud and profound nose! Because of Eddie's strong and proud and profound nose, I am sure he would protect me real good! I really do not feel that I even have to mention the pinkness of his brindle-bownie earmeat! No, I do not have to mention that at all! Mmmm!

Look right here! What do we have here?! This is definitely a boy! I can tell he is a boy because he is just laying there, and beings that is what I look at twenty four seven around here, I am going to have to assume that this is a boy too!

Oh! Of course it is a boy! This is Xander! Look at Xander here! He makes me want to take up laying around like a boy on the count that Xander is making me feel all dreamy like with his dreamy look on his face! I do believe that I am falling under Xander's dreamy spell stuff! He might be a tad short for me on the count that he is a whippet, but I am willing to look past this matter on the count of the dreamy feeling he makes me have! Yes! Yes I will overlook the matter of him being a tad short!


This right here is TresBeau! TresBeau has a name that I think more than likely not, means very good or something such as that! It really does not matter much to me on the count that TresBeau means nothing but very hot! Just look at TresBeau standing there all alert and and strong and true! I think that it would probably be a pretty good thing to get tangled up in his ear and tail hairs! Yes ma'am! It would! There could even be the possibility that we could stay tangled up together for some time! That would not be a bad thing at all! I would say!

TresBeau shows all and everyone out on the coursing field howto do it! Look at TresBeau's silky and shiny hair flow as he shows that plastic bag what for! I do like an atheletic boy! This I am way more than sure about! Unquestionably so!

Alas! I think I could be too old for TresBeau! Look at TresBeau right here! This was not very long ago, it should probably be noted!

Take a gander here! This here is Bob! Bob is a brindle, so you cannot really see him very well right here! I think that you cannot see Bob right here very well on the count that he is camouflaged! I guess he is trying to make himself unknown to me! He must be shy or something like that! Come on Bob, I will not bite you! If I do it will not be very hard or anything! I will sniff your brindle-brownie earmeat though! As far as I can tell anyway! Please get up Bob so on the count that I can get a gooder look at you!



This right here is Nigel! Nigel's last name is Buggers! Nigel has a blog too! Nigel is kind of, and sort of exotic, with that black and white splotchy thing that he has going on! And because on the count of that, and because I have slpotchy stuff too, I think that Nigel is kind of and pretty much a good match as a real and actual fakeboyfriend! He lives up in ice cream land so that is a bonus for him as far as I am concerned!


This right here is Cappy! I like Cappy's dark beard and his easy care and go-with-everything coat! That coat could spend a day at the park, then be shaked off, then go to a fundraiser or something like that! Another good thing about about Cappy, is that Cappy can not see very well! I could let myself go a little bit and Cappy would not care one iota of a bit! At least it would seem that way! Be all that as it may, I really can not see how he types with those nails! I mean, the space bar alone!

This right here will be my California fakeboyfriend section of fakeboyfriends!
This right here is Scout! Oh dear Scout! What is it that you could possibly be thinking about?! I know what I think about Scout right here! I think that it is probably a fact that the back of Scouts head is fluffy and smells of some sort of dessert, like pie or something like that!

Scout very much likes to put his head out in cool mountain air! He likes to vacation in Lake Tahoe! He thinks, I am sure, that the thin air is good for what may or may not ail us! At least that is what they say about stuff such as that! It might not be true! I will look into this thin mountain air thing if I get the time to do so!

Scout, also, is very socially conscious! Scout gets out to vote! This is probably and more than likely a good thing! I would say! He is pretty much connected out in movie land, so I could get a walk-on if I wanted one! I just do not want one at this particular period in time!


These two boys right here below each other, are Mally and Tiger! They live in that place that that nice man named Ron Burgundy talked about in that one movie!
Look at Mally right here! Mally is particularly brindley and Mally has got a particularly pointy nose! He just could possibly be my own private Cyrano or something like that! I cannot forget that Mally also has brindle brownie earmeat!


This is Tiger right here! Tiger lives with Mally in that same city that that Ron Burgundy talked about in that one movie! See how Tiger has brindley stuff that also has some white parts all mixed into it? That is a good thing! If I get kind of bored looking at his white parts I can just start looking at his brindley stuff! Or if I get bored looking at the brindley stuff then I could look at the white part! It is kind of like getting a vanilla frosting on a carrot cake or something like that! What I am trying to say is that the brindley part is the actual carrot cake and the white part is the actual vanilla frosting! I hope this is clear!


This right here is Mishka! Mishka is from New York City! NYC is the exact same thing as New York City! So if ever you want to say New York CIty, all you have to do is say NYC! It is pretty much a shorter and faster way of saying New York CIty! How much faster it is, I can not at this moment say! I might do a time check competition to see which is fastest when I have the time! I will do it after my investigation of the whole USA slash United States inquiry!In the mean time, Mishka cannot escape the true fact that he is a big giant flurtter! Look at him right here winking at me! Fresh! I would say!


Mishka is a city boy for certain, beings he is from New York City and all! So Mishka is probably and pretty much a sophisticated person! Mishka probably has a lot of book-learning in him and street savvy! He could show me around up there pretty good! We could go out and get some of those hotdogs and maybe later on after that go to Barney's for some hot pink stuff! I am sure that Mishka is a major player and would be me lots of pink stuff! With abandon, probably!
He can sensitive!

Mishka makes good bed head! Look at Mishka's bed head! Me and Mishka could just fall right out of his bed here, then go for a walk around the park without a problem! No one in the park would say anything about Me and Mishka just falling out of bed together on the count that he makes good bed head!



After Mishka here, I will call and end to the United States fakeboyfriend section!


Here is my Spanish boyfriend section right here! That means that the fakeboyfriends from right here and onward, are fakeboyfriends from Spain until I say otherwise!

This right here is Pluto! In some pictures I really think that Pluto looks like my old friend and good-time gal-pal, Mert! I miss Mert! However, and be that as it may, Pluto is quite guapo and distinguished looking right here! I think he might be a bit older than me but that is a-okay with moi! I like a distinguished older boy! Especially when the older boy is guapo! Kind of like an older Sean Connery or a sometime in the future Antonio Banderas or somebody like that! I am sure that since Pluto comes from an olive place that he could give this gal all the tres exotique olives he could muster up! Cold and dripping wet or cold and dry makes no difference to this gal one bit at all! I like to go and see what sort of fun times that Pluto and his good amigos are having at his amigo's blog!




This right here is Carlitos! He is my fake boyfriend of the Spanish hills! Look at how noble Carlitos is! I think Carlitos might more than likely be a hildago or someone like that!

Look at Carlitos right here! Brave Carlitos is guarding our little hacienda so no one can harm me! Or it could just be that Carlitos is simply standing there! I have been thinking about these two possibilities and have not decided which is the case in this matter!

We can see right here that Carlitos is maybe just a little too much of a ladie's man! Here is Carlitos with his Sanne! Sanne has a world wide web site with her mother, and they do good things! I must say! Without a doubt they do good things! I learned a lot of things reading their world wide web site! I would say! Hmmm! Now I am starting to wonder if I have what it would take to Carlitos away from these two girls! Hmmm!

Besides stealing Carlitos away from those two girls, I think I have another matter to think about! I think there might be a possibility that Carlitos might be a little of a tad too young for me! See right here?! This is Carlitos just a short time ago! Not short like short and little and tiny, but short like not a very long ago in time! I think at this time I will have to consider Carlitos even further!

Oh Divino! This right here is Divino! Divino is divine! Divino is from a heaven of some sort I am sure! A heaven of hot fakeboyfriends that is the kind of heaven Divino is from!

With those eyes of his, Divino is like a conquistador of my heart! Or something like that!


Look at Divino right here! He is wondering where I am and when the time will be when we will be together again! I think that is what he is thinking anyway! Or it could possible that Davino is watching a fly fly around, or something like that! Eitherway, I think Divino is a special fakeboyfriend!



Okay! That is the end of my Spanish fakeboyfriend section right here! Nobody below is from Spain land!


This right here are the boys from Italy section!

This right here is King! King of my heart I must say! King might possibly be the most tall, dark, and handsomest, tall dark and handsome boy that I could of possibly ever at any and all times, have laid my eyeballs on! King is so brindley that I almost cannot really tell very much if he is brindle or not! It is like some sort of concentrated marble of brindle goodness! The bonus of me going out with king would be that he has brindle brownie earmeat! And since he has concentrated brildleness, I am more than certain that King's brindle brownie earmeat is concentrated as well! Imagine that! Having a boyfriend that has brindle brownie earmeat that is free for the taking! I guess it might not be free on the count of I would probably and more than likely be paying for that brindle brownie earmeat with a big piece of my heart! Small price to pay! I say!


Alas again! I just could probably be too old for King of My Heart! You really might not at anytime think that this right here is King! He was once small and dark and cute! That really is not the same as tall and dark and handsome! I would say! It really is not the same because tall and dark and handsome has tall and dark in it and small dark and cute has small and cute in it! See what I am saying?! I hope you do because it is really not that difficult! At least that is the way it seems!

Ciò a destra qui è Apache! Apache è uno dei miei ragazzi falsi italiani! Penso che Apache stia proponendo come questo per farglielo! Non so perché penserebbe quello se proponesse come questo che lo avrei gradetto! Hmmm! Potrebbe funzionare appena tuttavia! L'uno o l'altro lui che propone come quello, o il suo accento che ora non posso decidere appena!

Viva Italiano!

That foreign looking writing was for my fakeboyfriend Apache! Apache cannot speak a lick of American at all! That is okay though, because who needs a boyfriend to speak anyways?!

This right here is Apache! Apache is one of my Italian fake boyfriends! I think that Apache is posing like this to make me like him! I do not know why he would think that if he posed like this that I would like him! Hmmm! It just might be working however! Either him posing like that, or his accent, I just right now can not decide!

Yeah for Italy! I now am bringing the Italian fakeboyfriend section to doness!


Who would have ever thought that I, Melody!, from way over in the Ozarks could possibly have a fakeboyfriend all the way over in Finland! Nobody would have thought that! That is who!

This right here is Asham! You can be crytal clear that Asham is like some sort of Baltic god guy! Just like Heimdall, Asham is very handsome and alert and on guard to protect! Look at Asham! It is not ever at anytime possible to take a bad picture of Asham! And I have looked at a whole lot of Asham pictures! Asham could possibly be my most special of fakeboyfriends! I am pretty sure about this anyway! Just look at Asham! Is he not wonderful?! You know he is! Just like I do!


Look at Asham right here! You know Asham is liked by girls on the count of that Asham has his own harem! These gals right here are Asham's haremettes or something like that! His haremettes are Nasima and Lottie! I really do not blame Nasima and Lottie one little tiny or one big gigantic bit whatsoever! I think Lottie might be a good girlfriend for me to be girlfriends with! Lottie has dots and spots and splotches and blotches just like me! I think I would enjoy going shopping with Lottie! Lottie is very tres chic! I must say! I know you would probably say the same if you were me! I just might have to in the future, start to think about making a fakegirlfriend list of fakegirlfriends on the count of I do not even have a real and actual girlfriend!


Yes! Definitely Asham is the way to go right now! Asham might not be my Mr. Right in all the right places! I mean he is way over in Finland and he is kind of youngl! A girl can dream though! Can't she?! For the time being, and until I decide on a one and only real and actual boyfriend, Asham can be my Mr. Right Now, and that is the way I see it!



Well! I have kind of narrowed the decision of a one and only real and actual boyfriend at this point in time! At least that is what I am saying anyways! The decisions about each and everyone of my fakeboyfriends is not at all very easy to make! There are so many of my fakeboyfriends to chose from! There are far and away exotic fakeboyfriends! There are near and dear fakeboyfriends! There are fakeboyfriends that just could possibly be to good for me! There are some fakeboyfriends that are possibly too young for me! There could even be one or two that are too old for me! But right now for me, I will have to wait and keep thinking and see! I the mean time I will have to settle for my tried and true real boy brothers Billy and Tonka!♡




TTFN!

Melody!
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