Sunday, November 28, 2010

CUL DE SAC MANNIE!

This is my new galpal and kind of and sort of, bff, Angelina Bontempi! Angelina just stopped in for the evening for a good time! A good time we had! Angelina is one of those kind of wild gals we often and sometimes see rummaging around through the trash from time to time in the cul de sac!





After sitting for some time chewing the fat and chit chatting about matters whose knows what, and judging by Angelina's rather, ahem, wild appearance, I decided it to be my moral responsibility to bring Angelina's appearance up to the level of an appearance befitting a wild gal, such as Angelina, rummaging through trash cans and compost piles and stuff and eating who knows what and stinking and smelling and slobbering and carousing at the end of the cul de sac! After a short bit of seduction on the part of moi, I set to work on this poor wretched creature before me! I am not above this sort of thing mind you...the seduction part! Mind you! Not that any of this stuff is any of my business @all whatosoever in the least bit! Be that as it may, I do believe a nice little mannie would go a long way for what must be a snail's belly height of self esteem!




Angelina was a bit and a tad tender and just shy of a lot of grumpy after what I surmized to be her first mannie! Suffice it to say, I believed it to be best to cease and desist all mannie activities such @a time of my choosing judging by the look on this wretched souls sour puss!




Maybe if Angelina stops by again during her carousing and rummaging, I will work on loafaing that tail! Heavens to betsy! And quite frankly, betweeeen you and I, I do believe that Angelina to be a teensy-weensy low on the old enchephalization quotient!


TTFN!
Melody!

8 comments:

houndstooth said...

BOL! Oh, the painted nails! Melody, you're a miracle worker!

Bunny

Never Say Never Greyhounds said...

What the heck! LOL :-)

Kristin G. said...

Hmmm, interesting friend you have there! The pink nails help, but she might need a little more work. (no offense.)

Melody! said...

I have not seen Angelina since that evening past! I would concur and agree that Angelina needs to have a defoliation done to her tail appendage prehensile apparatusus!

Melody! said...

Not one person at all has seen Angelina! At least not that I am aware of! And I spend a lot of time @ the end of the cul de sac!

Indeed!

Melody! said...

ps!

That was in case any body out there on the World Wide Web was wondering about any of this business about Angelina!

Melody! said...

ps again!

I really want to get a hold of Angelina's tail appendage prehensile apparatusus a give it a good loofahing! It's not just talk on the World Wide Web!


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