Even though this day today is the day Thursday, and not Monday past, I have decided to make today's day Thursday blog post last Monday's day blog post since all of this stuff herein happened on the day of week, Monday past and not on today's day which is the day Thursday! I hope this is clear! It should be very clear after I made it all very apparent and concise and to the point by keeping out any extraneous words and phrases and extra nonsense and such that would otherwise clutter up and confuse for you very simple circumstance that is occuring all the time in space and in time in this universe that we are in and on the Earth Planet that we are on top of, and not in like the universe, unless of course you are in a basement or cave or something like that!
Now that I got all of that business over with! This is my new bff galpal Ruby! Ruby is here for a short visit!
Ruby, being a gal such as me myself, decided it would be a lovely and fantastic Monday thing to do to go out to Jason's Field Of Dreams for a brisk stroll, to enliven our spirits, discover curiosities, chit chat and hopefully come back home with a more than usual healthy glow! To be quite frank, what a great way to get away from the boys! The boys in particular in this instance being Billy and, ahem, Luna!
Ruby, being a gal such as me myself, decided it would be a lovely and fantastic Monday thing to do to go out to Jason's Field Of Dreams for a brisk stroll, to enliven our spirits, discover curiosities, chit chat and hopefully come back home with a more than usual healthy glow! To be quite frank, what a great way to get away from the boys! The boys in particular in this instance being Billy and, ahem, Luna!
And also, just in case it is not obvious and clear in the photo above, Ruby is kind of and a tad bit short! This business of Ruby being short is no business of mine! I do not know if it is Ruby's legs that make her short or if it is her body in and of it's ownself but she is short nonetheless and allthemore, Ruby is not pink at all whatsoever which has nothing to do with the lack of pink stuff in my blog postings as of late! Anyway, this business of Ruby having either short legs or a short body or heavens forbid both short legs and a short body,!, which is of course no business of mine, caused yours truly, a tad and a bit of worry on the account that I do recall and believe from the last time me and Billy were out there @ Jason's Field Of Dreams, The Felton's Farm Hands had not mowed the grasses down to a reasonable stature in height! That being said and shown, and being that business of Ruby having short legs, which in case you may have forgot, is absolutely no business of mine, I was quite frankly, fairly concerned that Ruby's undertheneaths would rub and scrap on the grasses way too much for her liking! I decided to keep this concern of mine to myownself just as I prefer to keep the fact that Ruby has short legs and a short body @ the same time to myownself!
Just as we were headed out the door with our parasols and various accoutrements, who should barge his big old boy butt into affairs but Luna! Luna did not even have the decency or manners or morals or scruples or wit, and not to mention, wisdom to ask if he could accompany, or heavens forbid, escort us gals out to and at Jason's Field Of Dreams! The unmitagated gall is a blog posting that is probably and without a doubt best saved for another blog post! Suffice it to say Ruby and I endured the insult of having this man-child with us! Anyway, back to our day! My plan for the day was to show Ruby as much as Jason's Field Of Dreams as I could, even all the way back to the Far Away Woods! Quite a trek for a gal such as Ruby with her accompanying short legs and, ahem, still up to debate, short body! Luna could care less about the height of the grass so I will not even mention it at all!
What are me and my new galpal Ruby looking at right here?!
Me and Ruby are looking at the vastness expansiveness of Jason's Field Of Dreams and the pot of gold that will be waiting that in the Way Far Away Woods! You go gal!
As I was talking about earlier, you know, the business of Ruby's shortness, which is definately due to the fact that the poor gal has short legs and @ the very same time, has a short body! Well, since The Felton's Farm Hands have indeed and factually mowed Jason's Field Of Dreams since me and Billy's last visit, my fears of Ruby rubbing her undertheneath were not even actually at all realized! My new galpal Ruby has got grit! We were travelling into a headwind all the way to The Way Far Away Woods too! In case I forgot to mention it!
Me and Ruby decided to stop and enjoy the view by taking a load off and setting the load on our duffs! Here, right here, Ruby is taking a load off her legs and onto her duff! @ This particular moment in time, Luna was off somewhere doing whointheworldknowswhat! Or cares for that matters!
And then before I would knew it Ruby was off heading to the Way Far Away Woods! Fierce! That pot of gold is nearing closer!
Almost, but not quite immediately, after we took a load off out legs and onto our duffs, I decided to stand here next to this weed and tree and brush island! I guess you get to see some pinkstuff like my mouth and necklace, I am sorry that you cannot see my pretty pink nail polish that Grandma Granny Pants bought then brought over to me! Some other time perhaps!
If anyone out there should care what me and Ruby's RUBY MONDAY ON THURSDAY! A SHORT VISIT!'s interloper Luna was up to at around the time of me standing next to that weed and tree and brush island where I showed my pink mouth and pretty pink necklace, look!
Thanks to the Felton's Farm Hands and, ahem, short legs not withstanding, and a short pass of time after having to look at Luna, we gals finally made it all the way to the Far Away Woods! Right here me and Ruby are parousing the periphery of the Far Away Woods!
Ruby gal decided to try to find the pot of gold in the Far And Away Woods right here and she entered the Far And Away Woods right here!
Let's face it! Sometimes the pot of gold is a little bit and just a tad hint underrated! If I do say so myself!
Thanks for keeping the home fires burning Billy!
TTFN Ruby!
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3 comments:
It's good to see you posting again, Melody! I love wearing my pink Pawlish, too!
Bunny
Melody! What a great journalistic account of a fun adventure! Good idea to keep your observations of Ruby's physical stature to your ownself - a girl can never be too cautious with comments about, ahem, stoutness... I wish I had seen this yesterday when the fam was all around, but I will make sure they see it right away! They will love the story about you and Ruby and Jason's Field of Dreams!
Thank you gals! Thank you for coming by after all this time that has gone by!
TTFN!
Melody!
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