Melody Says

PRETTY FANCY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:24:00 +0000

Hello from The Rainbow Bridge!
This is my first post from The Rainbow Bridge post! I think I will also call this The Rainbow Bridge post and not just PRETTY FANCY!
Be that as it may!

This is just a pretty little rainbow at the end of the cul de sac! This pretty rainbow is not really very fancy at all!

This is just some picture of some fancy moss! This fancy moss is more fancy than pretty on the count that this fancy moss is dressed up in pine leaves! This fancy moss is also very green! By the way!

Here is a picture of pretty Piper! Piper is new to the cul de sac! Piper has fancy brindle strips! So I guess you could say that pretty Piper is both pretty and fancy! In case you were wondering!

Here is a picture of pretty fancy Piper's left side of her head! She is so pretty!

Here is a pretty picture of pretty fancy Piper by a fancy waterfall!

This is only a picture of pretty fancy Piper and Luna making out! Pretty fancy Piper and Luna make out pretty often! And I do not just mean that they make out a lot but pretty fancy Piper and Luna make out pretty much all the time.

This is just a pretty fancy picture of moi in the pretty fancy pink necklace that you may remember that Grandma Granny pants bought then brought to me some time ago!

TTFN!
Melody!
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BOSTON MOUNTAINS! IN ARKANSAS!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:05:00 +0000

The mountains of Arkansas' Boston Mountains that are not from Boston, at all!

Here is some thing on a twig bush! It was snowing sometimes! By the way!

Here I am up in the clouds! It was sleeting on sometimes! Though!

Here is Luna! Luna will not stop moving hardly at all!

Here I am walking on a sand stone! With mosses and some lichens! Also with a plum tree! Plum trees smell eau de terrific! Just in case you were sometimes wondering about how a plum tree smelled!

Here I am getting a little and a tad bit warm! I really need to tie up my tassles!

Here I am with my tassles tied up! I got cooler!

Here is Luna trying to sit on a sand stone and my pedi!

Sometimes a gal such as moiself has got to get her hands dirty in Arkansas' Boston Mountains that are not even from Boston!

By the way!

Melody!

CUL DE SAC MANNIE!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 00:33:00 +0000

This is my new galpal and kind of and sort of, bff, Angelina Bontempi! Angelina just stopped in for the evening for a good time! A good time we had! Angelina is one of those kind of wild gals we often and sometimes see rummaging around through the trash from time to time in the cul de sac!

After sitting for some time chewing the fat and chit chatting about matters whose knows what, and judging by Angelina's rather, ahem, wild appearance, I decided it to be my moral responsibility to bring Angelina's appearance up to the level of an appearance befitting a wild gal, such as Angelina, rummaging through trash cans and compost piles and stuff and eating who knows what and stinking and smelling and slobbering and carousing at the end of the cul de sac! After a short bit of seduction on the part of moi, I set to work on this poor wretched creature before me! I am not above this sort of thing mind you...the seduction part! Mind you! Not that any of this stuff is any of my business @all whatosoever in the least bit! Be that as it may, I do believe a nice little mannie would go a long way for what must be a snail's belly height of self esteem!

Angelina was a bit and a tad tender and just shy of a lot of grumpy after what I surmized to be her first mannie! Suffice it to say, I believed it to be best to cease and desist all mannie activities such @a time of my choosing judging by the look on this wretched souls sour puss!

Maybe if Angelina stops by again during her carousing and rummaging, I will work on loafaing that tail! Heavens to betsy! And quite frankly, betweeeen you and I, I do believe that Angelina to be a teensy-weensy low on the old enchephalization quotient!

TTFN!
Melody!
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UTTERLY WORDLESS BLACK DOG FRIDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 16:47:00 +0000

RUBY MONDAY ON THURSDAY! A SHORT VISIT!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 17:31:00 +0000

Even though this day today is the day Thursday, and not Monday past, I have decided to make today's day Thursday blog post last Monday's day blog post since all of this stuff herein happened on the day of week, Monday past and not on today's day which is the day Thursday! I hope this is clear! It should be very clear after I made it all very apparent and concise and to the point by keeping out any extraneous words and phrases and extra nonsense and such that would otherwise clutter up and confuse for you very simple circumstance that is occuring all the time in space and in time in this universe that we are in and on the Earth Planet that we are on top of, and not in like the universe, unless of course you are in a basement or cave or something like that!

Now that I got all of that business over with! This is my new bff galpal Ruby! Ruby is here for a short visit!

Ruby, being a gal such as me myself, decided it would be a lovely and fantastic Monday thing to do to go out to Jason's Field Of Dreams for a brisk stroll, to enliven our spirits, discover curiosities, chit chat and hopefully come back home with a more than usual healthy glow! To be quite frank, what a great way to get away from the boys! The boys in particular in this instance being Billy and, ahem, Luna!

And also, just in case it is not obvious and clear in the photo above, Ruby is kind of and a tad bit short! This business of Ruby being short is no business of mine! I do not know if it is Ruby's legs that make her short or if it is her body in and of it's ownself but she is short nonetheless and allthemore, Ruby is not pink at all whatsoever which has nothing to do with the lack of pink stuff in my blog postings as of late! Anyway, this business of Ruby having either short legs or a short body or heavens forbid both short legs and a short body,!, which is of course no business of mine, caused yours truly, a tad and a bit of worry on the account that I do recall and believe from the last time me and Billy were out there @ Jason's Field Of Dreams, The Felton's Farm Hands had not mowed the grasses down to a reasonable stature in height! That being said and shown, and being that business of Ruby having short legs, which in case you may have forgot, is absolutely no business of mine, I was quite frankly, fairly concerned that Ruby's undertheneaths would rub and scrap on the grasses way too much for her liking! I decided to keep this concern of mine to myownself just as I prefer to keep the fact that Ruby has short legs and a short body @ the same time to myownself!

Just as we were headed out the door with our parasols and various accoutrements, who should barge his big old boy butt into affairs but Luna! Luna did not even have the decency or manners or morals or scruples or wit, and not to mention, wisdom to ask if he could accompany, or heavens forbid, escort us gals out to and at Jason's Field Of Dreams! The unmitagated gall is a blog posting that is probably and without a doubt best saved for another blog post! Suffice it to say Ruby and I endured the insult of having this man-child with us! Anyway, back to our day! My plan for the day was to show Ruby as much as Jason's Field Of Dreams as I could, even all the way back to the Far Away Woods! Quite a trek for a gal such as Ruby with her accompanying short legs and, ahem, still up to debate, short body! Luna could care less about the height of the grass so I will not even mention it at all!

What are me and my new galpal Ruby looking at right here?!

Me and Ruby are looking at the vastness expansiveness of Jason's Field Of Dreams and the pot of gold that will be waiting that in the Way Far Away Woods! You go gal!

As I was talking about earlier, you know, the business of Ruby's shortness, which is definately due to the fact that the poor gal has short legs and @ the very same time, has a short body! Well, since The Felton's Farm Hands have indeed and factually mowed Jason's Field Of Dreams since me and Billy's last visit, my fears of Ruby rubbing her undertheneath were not even actually at all realized! My new galpal Ruby has got grit! We were travelling into a headwind all the way to The Way Far Away Woods too! In case I forgot to mention it!

Me and Ruby decided to stop and enjoy the view by taking a load off and setting the load on our duffs! Here, right here, Ruby is taking a load off her legs and onto her duff! @ This particular moment in time, Luna was off somewhere doing whointheworldknowswhat! Or cares for that matters!

And then before I would knew it Ruby was off heading to the Way Far Away Woods! Fierce! That pot of gold is nearing closer!

Almost, but not quite immediately, after we took a load off out legs and onto our duffs, I decided to stand here next to this weed and tree and brush island! I guess you get to see some pinkstuff like my mouth and necklace, I am sorry that you cannot see my pretty pink nail polish that Grandma Granny Pants bought then brought over to me! Some other time perhaps!

If anyone out there should care what me and Ruby's RUBY MONDAY ON THURSDAY! A SHORT VISIT!'s interloper Luna was up to at around the time of me standing next to that weed and tree and brush island where I showed my pink mouth and pretty pink necklace, look!

Thanks to the Felton's Farm Hands and, ahem, short legs not withstanding, and a short pass of time after having to look at Luna, we gals finally made it all the way to the Far Away Woods! Right here me and Ruby are parousing the periphery of the Far Away Woods!

Ruby gal decided to try to find the pot of gold in the Far And Away Woods right here and she entered the Far And Away Woods right here!

Let's face it! Sometimes the pot of gold is a little bit and just a tad hint underrated! If I do say so myself!

Thanks for keeping the home fires burning Billy!

TTFN Ruby!
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NO BLUES FOR THIS BLUE MAMA!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:56:00 +0000

This is Bluesy Bluebird Mamma! You can see Bluesy Bluebird Mamma if you look real good in the middle of all that green stuff! Bluesy Bluebird Mamma brings back good wholesome foodstuffs for her little baby kids! Bluesy Bluebird Mamma's baby kids live in a little brown house! Those little Baby Kids of Bluesy Bluebird Mamma, must be blue just like Bluesy Bluebird Mamma! I am just going to go ahead and assume they are blue just like Bluesy Bluebird Mamma on the count that they are probably Bluesy Bluebird Mamma's very own kids and not adopted or anything like that! They could be though! You never know! You cannot tell by looking at someone that might or might not be adopted, unless of course they are Artsy Aardvark Mammas living with Rolly Polly baby kids or somebody silly like that! Imagine! Aardvarks in that little brown house! Highly harebrained! I would say! You would probably say to if you wanted to!

It just so happened that I, Melody(!) got to see one of Bluesy Bluebird Mamma's baby kids in this little brown house! Look at this baby kid! I wonder if this baby kid of Blusey Bluebird Mamma's is scared of heights?! I hope not!

Just because Bluesy Bluebird Mamma's little Baby Kids are blue, does not mean that they are sad! I think that those little baby kids that are just a little blue, are very happy! Happy to have a sweet mom like Bluesy Bluebird Mamma, who brings them good wholesome foodstuffs and a nice little brown house that faces the morning sun! The sun would make them happy, not blue! I do not think that the warm sun would make them get a sun tan though! At least I would think that it would be highly unlikely! I cannot be sure though! They do have feathery feather, so I would think that those feathers would make sun tan tanning a hard thing to do! Do not you?! I bet you do! Or maybe not! I really do not have enough time right now at this particular time to think about this kind of stuff right now!

TTFN!
Melody!
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KIND OF SOMETHING!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:38:00 +0000

Here I am just kind of standing in the water!

Here is Tonka just kind of walking in the water some! Tonka is hot I think! Not hot, like hot, but hot like he is hot!

Here is Luna! Not Lluna like Lluna, but Luna like Luna! This is Luna swimming by the way, if this was not apparently evident and obvious just in case you were wondering! It is not kind of, by the way, Luna is very much swimming!

Here I am kind of running in the morning dew and mist! Billy is just kind of standing there doing nothing at all whatsoever particular!

It was kind of fun! I guess!

TTFN!

Melody!
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DOTS AND SPOTS AND BLOTCHES AND SPLOTCHES AND LLUNAs AND LUNAS!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:06:00 +0000

This is me right here! That can not be in doubt! You can tell!
I personally and probably think, most of the time, that my dots and spots and splotches and blothces make me special!

This is not me, but this however could be in doubt!...if you think about it! This gal right here has dots and spots and splotches and blotches just like me! Melody!
This however is not me! This right here is one of my bff's from fb! My bff fb friend's name, that is not me, is Lluna! Yes! Lluna! Lluna like my fake boyfriend Luna! This Lluna however, has two els on the count that she is exxtra special just in case you did not notice thisl! Exxtra special with dots and spots and splotches and blotches, like me Melody!

Look at Lluna right here! I really do think that Lluna is probably not me but I can not be really sure! See!

This right here is my fake boyfriend Luna! Luna does not really in anyway or another way, look anything at all like my bff fb friend Lluna! Luna does not even have one dot or spot or blotch or splotch one iota of a bit! Luna does not even have an extra el at all whatsoever too also! Not one extra el in the least! Or most! For that matter! Luna might have a dot undertheneathall of that hair, but I would not know anything at all whatsoever about any of that!

See! Here is Luna with one el again! There really can not be, without any doubts at all whatsoever, that Luna is not my bff fb friend Lluna from Spain! Well! I guess Luna could be my bff fb friend Lluna if Lluna had on a wig or something like that! I have never been thorough Luna's stuff, so he could have a wig! I guess it is possible, but it is probably improbable to say the least! But come to think of it, I have not ever at any time whatsoever, seen both Lluna and Luna at the same exact time! Or even in the same exact place at the same exact time!
Well! I guess now that I think about it, Lluna and Luna could be the same friend! I just do not know how Luna would get over to Spain for these tres magnific photo shoots and stuff like that!Luna is kind of nice looking and all! I guess he is special! I will have to think about it more and further though!

This is me, just so you are without a doubt in your head about any of this business here today! You can probably tell that this is me on the count that I am standing out in Jason's Field Of Dreams! The dots and spots and splotches and blotches I say! Or maybe the other way around! I will have to think about this stuff further and more!

JUST ME THURSDAYS!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:18:00 +0000

This is just me on Thursday! Thursday is just today!

JUST ME TUESDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:16:00 +0000

This is just me Tuesday! On Tuesday, by the way!

WORDLESS PINK STUFF ON WORDLESSNESS WEDNESDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:33:00 +0000

MUTE WEDNESDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:13:00 +0000

TTFN!
Melody!
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WORDLESS WEDNESDAY ON WEDNESDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Thu, 07 May 2009 00:19:00 +0000

Me and Tonka and Billy and Luna, went to Newton County Arkansas yesterday, which was Tuesday by the way! Be that as it may, it was pretty fun! Luna would not stop moving! Well, he kind of stopped moving once or twice, but he definitely did not stop moving more than four times! I do not have evidence for Luna not moving, it might be worth noting!

Right here is just a little gurgling spring! This little gurgling spring is not at all babbling like a little babbling brooke babbles! Not at all! Come to think of it, I do not have any idea at all what a babbling brook would have to babble about any way! I think it is all just about all talk, quite frankly!

I can not possibly believe my eyeballs! Here is Billy doing just like Tonka does when Tonka does his Tonka posses! Billy is now, and officially in the pose club that Tonka started a while back! I really do not think that there could be any doubt about this! Billy and Tonka should probably get jackets made up that say something like "members only" somewhere on them!

Here is me preening my own self, Billy getting a drink for his own self and Luna sort of slowing his own self down!

Here is Tonka doing another one of his Tonka poses! Why does Tonka do the things?! I do not have at least one earthly idea! I know that other people know and or think why Tonka does these things! I heard that people say that Tonka is "muy caliente" whatever that could possibly mean!

Look at what tricky Tonka is doing right here! It is very funny what Tonka is doing here! I do not know about you, but Tonka is making me laugh out loud! Tonka is probably and more than likely laughing at us laughing at him! Tonka is not even a hyena, and neither am I, or you more than likely!

Here is some pink stuff right here! Pink stuff in Newton County! Imagine that! It should be noted, that tihis pink thing right here, might and could be a flower! If it is a flower or something like that, that flower must be shy or maybe that pink thing that might be a flower, did not hear that me and Tonka and Billy and Luna were coming! Or something like that!

Here is some water falling and a tree with flowers!

I did run just a little bit! Here I am running just a little bit!

Here is Luna just standing there! Luna does not just stand there very much at all!

Here is just a pretty pretty part of the trail! I did not see any sprites slash fairies though! Although you would think that I would!

Here is the pink stuff right here! I think that the other flowers must of alerted these flowers that I was coming! These flowers This is an azalea that is just growing there! It is just growing there, just for me! Maybe!

Here is Tonka just standing there!

Tonka and Billy got sleepy right about here!

I was feeling pretty nappy right here! I had to take a nap! I have to go! Bye!

UNUTTERED FRIDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:39:00 +0000

Here is Tonka just standing there looking at Billy out at Jason's Field Of Dreams! If you think about it, Tonka is also at the same time, just standing there looking at Billy in Jason's Field Of Dreams! Therefore, this gal thinks that Tonka is out at and in Jason's Field Of Dreams at the same time! This might be possible but I am not sure! In and on?! Tonka just is not beside himself! If Tonka was beside himself he would be in two places at once, and I personally do not believe that this sort of thing is possible even with everybody saying this sort of thing every day of the week! If you count how many times a week that some body says that they are beside themselves, you would probably have to able to count pretty high! More times than this gal has fingers by the way! Which reminds me that I have got to get my nails done!

Here I am, all at the same time, at and in and on and trying to get under Jason's Field Of Dreams! It is pretty easy digging in the planet earth! If I ever do get under Jason's Field Of Dreams I just might be the happiest gal to ever grace all of Jason's Field Of Dreams! There could be a pink stuff pinkmine under Jason's Field Of Dreams! I just can not be sure at this particular moment in time! I am boldly going where no gal has gone before! If Billy was any sort of gentleman, Billy would be helping me get under Jason's Field Of Dreams to find the maybe pinkstuff pinkmine on the count that he could find something nice and pink for his girlfriend Belle! Belle would probably like to get some new pink stuff from Billy! I would assume anyway! Billy & Belle's Bed And Breakfast (B&B's B&B©™®) would probably benefit from the addition of pink stuff at the front desk! More than likely anyway!
Come on Billy, the planet earth is easy to do the pinkstuff pinkmine digging!

Digging is for the birds! Digging is more like for the worms and gophers and anteaters and armadillos and meerkats and moles and toads and stuff like that! The pinkstuff pinkmine is going take a tad bit more gumption, and muscles and manicures, than I had previously thought in the previous paragraph, on this Unuttered Friday blog posting!

Here is Billy and Tonka just standing there looking at something! What Billy and Tonka are looking at, I have no earthly idea what so ever! I really do not have any other ideas what Billy and Tonka are looking at moonly or solar systemly or galaxyly or any other ways of having an idea either! I do know pretty much without a doubt, believe that Billy is looking at Tonka's folded back on itself ear! Why Tonka's ear is folded back on itself I have no earthly or moonly or solar systemly or galaxyly idea!

TOPSY-TURVY AND ASUNDER AND FUNNY AND MYSTERIOUS!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:23:00 +0000

Newton County Arkansas has a lot of friendly and funny boulder rocks! A lot of these friendly and funny boulder rocks are just lying about! These boulder rocks really do not ever do anything but lay around! That is okay though, because they are funny so, if you think about it, those boulder rocks are doing something! Something good I might add! Just for good measure!

Sometimes, or really, just most of the time, Newton County is dark and mysterious!

Here is some of the mystery and forebodiness and asunderness right here! It is really pretty foreboding in mysterious places like this in Newton County! I would say! Would you say that?! You might! Or maybe you would not! Be that as it may, I wanted to investigate this mysterious and forbodingness my ownself!

But once I started to investigate this mystery, I found out that it may be mysterious, but that does not mean that it is bad! Just mysterious! And not really very foreboding! Just like the world is! More or less anyway!

Sometimes it is hard to tell which way is up and which way is down in Newton County! The whole of the place is all topsy-turvy and sometimes asunder! Well, not really all of it! It just seems that way sometimes!

Here I am showing which way is up in topsy-turvy Newton County! Also, at the same time, I am showing which way is down! I am showing which way is down on the count that my feet are at the bottom of this picture! If it was the other way topsy-turvy, my feet would be on the top of this picture! Or if it was more topsy-turvy, my feet would be against that rock on the side of the picture! I would have to have suction cups or something like that if I wanted to pull something like that! Billy and Tonka would probably laugh if they saw me doing something such as that! Me with suction cups on the bottoms of my feet! I think not! Well, I can think about it, it just probably would never happen!

Here is more topsy turvy right here! Come back here Billy! That boulder rock is all asunder! Bring your fluffy and musty Billly self back here! It is way too mysterious down over there! At least that is the way it seems to me! But not really much anymore!

Look right here! That tree right there is growing straight up but that boulder rock is all slanted and kind of asunder!

Very mysterious!

And funny too!

Here I am walking in some mysterious and funny and asunder stuff right here! It is not really topsy-turvy though!

This is my butt! Nothing mysterious here! Except of course the cause of my, ahem, bladder infection!

Here is some Newton County mystery ancientness right here! And Tonka! I do not know which is more ancient, Newton County stuff or Tonka! I will look into this further when I have the time! I just do not have time at the moment! And when I say "I do not have time at the moment", I do not mean the moment when we were in Newton County yesterday, but at the present moment, which will not be the present moment anymore when you are reading this stuff that I am typing right now!

Here is me and Billy fixing and getting ready to go down a hill into some different mysteriousness!

Here is Tonka's butt! Tonka's butt will go into the new mysteriousness that is downhill last and after his head! That just makes sense anyway!

Here we are just going down hill! It just does not look like we are going downhill but we are! Well kind of anyway!

Look! Right here again in time, is Tonka doing another one of his Tonka poses! Tonka looks hot right here while he does his Tonka pose! Tonka also looks hot, not hot-hot, but hot like he is hot! I hope that this is clear! Tonka is right now at this very moment, not the moment when this picture was taken, but right now, Tonka is laying on the couch doing nothing but preening himself! Silly Tonka! Tonka does not look hot right now either!

There were lots of ferns in Newton County! There were lots of different kinds of ferns in Newton County too! They all were not the same!

This fern is pretty nice I guess!

This is a nice fern too! I suppose! I see this fern right here in stores and places like that! I do not know who has enough money to buy all those ferns from the stores and stuff and plant them out here in Newton County, but I am glad they do! Not to mention that person's tired back! Can you imagine?! I can!

I started to get a little hot right here so I decided it would probably be a good time to cool myself off in cool and clear and refreshing waters that have things nearby like mosses and ferns and stuff like that!

I have not one absolute idea what this funny and friendly little plant is right here! I bet this funny and friendly plant is whispering funny stuff to the mosses and ferns when we are not around! I wonder what funny stuff this funny and friendly little plant is whispering! One can only imagine!

Well! This certainly looks like a conundrum right here! At least the boulder rocks are smaller than the other boulder rocks that where uphill! Sometimes the asunderness can be quite the conundrum! I would say! I think other people would probably say the same exact thing! If they wanted to!

This is all slightly highly irregular! I must say! I was wishing right here at this moment, that Tonka would get over and help me find a way out of this asunderly conundrum!

I really wish Tonka would pay more attention right here and cease and desist all preening and cleaning activities until we could find a way across this stuff! The George Clooney of Springfield really sometimes needs to get a clue as pretty much all pretty boys do!

This is where I had to make the decision to cross the smaller boulder rocks! I do not know where Billy was during this period in time, but I suspect he was keeping out of trouble like he usually likes to do!

This was pretty smooth sailing right here!

It could just be me, but I really think that I am probably not and more than likely not, the only white thing around here right now! Be that as it may, I saw not one pink thing anywhere! I am glad my pretty pink collar could afford you a respite from all the earthtone stuff you have been made to look at here during this blog post!

There you go Tonka! Tonka! You need to loose some weight Tonka! You are looking a tad bit soft right here! Maybe!

Here is Tonka trying to be all mysterious and stuff! Tonka must be shy of his weight problem! Not really!

Here is just some stream with some big as a house boulder rocks! Look at those big as a house boulder rocks! I wonder if those big as a house boulder rocks are happy just laying about and not doing anything but being made to listen to cool and clear and refreshing running water all the time!

There were some pretty flowers to look at also! There were not just mosses and lichens and ferns to look at! I do not know what store you can get these flowers from, by the way!

Beech trees and sandstone boulder rocks make pretty good boon companions as far as I am concerned! I just cannot think of any universe where beech trees and sandstone boulder rocks would not be doing things like this right here! They are made for each other! At least that is the way it seems to me!

Look at Tonka jump! Tonka jumps the tallest of all of us! Tonka is the oldest of all of us! Oldest and tallest and skinniest! And George Clooniest!

Here are some boulder rocks! Again, just lying around doing nothing but listening to cool and clear and refreshing running waters! Quite frankly, I do not know how these boulders get away with this sort of stuff! Too each it's own!

Look at this boulder rock right here! Look at Billy too, if you want to! That boulder rock is as big as a house! A house is also as big as that boulder, at least as far as I am concerned! I do not think that Billy is very concerned about these matters though!

Billy finally got to take in some nice mineral water of the Boston Mountains! Soak Billy soak!

I wish we could of gone over there to those crags over there! I bet my bottom dollar that it would of been windy and friendly over there at those crags! If we would of went over there to those crags we could of looked back at where this picture was taken! We would not of seen ourselves though on the count that we would not still be standing where this picture was taken from! If we could of seen ourselves, we would of been in two places at once, which would be silly! I have gone over this before!

Here is Billy Goldberg walking back uphill toward when we started to walk downhill where you saw just my butt and just Tonka's butt!

Here is one last boulder rock to look at! What a nice and pleasant looking boulder rock this boulder rock is! Definitely! I would probably marry this boulder rock if I wanted to! I just do not want to at this particular moment in time! Maybe later though!

What better way for you to leave me and Tonka and Billy, than another wonderful picture of my fabulous feet, just like from the otherworldly and just plain weird place!

KIND OF WORDLESS BUT NOT REALLY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:05:00 +0000

Here is some stuff to look at of my trip to the Bull Creek yesterday with Tonka and Billy and my fake boyfriend Luna!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY ON TUESDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:09:00 +0000

How do these Wordless Wednesdays keep happening! It is like, just about last week, that there was a Wordless Wednesday! Which kind of seems like just yesterday, by the way! Be that as it may, here is this Wednesday's right now, at this very second, one day early, Wordless Wednesday blog post!

For today's Wordless Wednesday blog post, I have decided to post a video that has absolutely no words in it whatsoever! Not even one word! That means that there is nothing said at all in this video! And by the way, do not pay any attention whatsoever to the stuff that you might hear at the beginning of the video! Having a video with no words whatsoever is a fantastic idea for a Wordless Wednesday blog post, if I do say so myself! And I just did! Which brings me to the point that I really do like saying things myownself! Why would somebody want someone else saying things about stuff for them! I mean, really! All that stuff notwithstanding, here is that video of me and Billy and Tonka! This video is from last summer out at Jason's Field Of Dreams! You might be able to tell that it is summer out at Jason's Field Of Dreams because there is a bunch of green stuff everyplace you look and the grass is pretty tall! It was at this time that I thought that those Feltons and their farmhands should probably sooner and better than later, get out and mow Jason's Field Of Dreams! It was such a long and hot summer last summer not being able to really go out to Jason's Field Of Dreams on the count of the Feltons and their farmhands not mowing Jason's Field Of Dreams! There were all sorts of mosquitos out there in Jason's Field Of Dreams on the count of the tall grass! I am pretty sure that I now have heart worms because of all those mosquitos! Those heart worms must love me a lot on the count of them wanting to be near and dear and in my heart like that! Come to think of it, I do not know why those heartworms get such bad things said about them!

BLUE SKIES ABOVE!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:13:00 +0000

I have, more than a tad, and just a tad more than a bit, been way under the weather lately! And by being under the weather, I mean I have been under the clouds! Under the clouds like sick! Under the clouds like dark!

In the mean time, here are some of my pictures from yesterday's Easter brunch over at Grandma Grannyy Pants' house! My aunts were there at Grandma Granny Pants' house! My aunts came just to see me! Because my aunt's came just to see me over at Grandma Granny Pants', I decided to put on my most fabulous pink Eastery stuff! I am wearing that fabulous pink stuff that Grandma Granny Pants bought and then brought over to me when I had my ahem, bladder infection some time back, which you might be able to remember me blogging about some time back!

Maybe yesterday over at Grandma Granny Pants' is just what this girl needed to get out from under those dark clouds of being under the weather, and fly to above those dark under the weather clouds and soar in those skies above where I once again can be footloose and fancy free!

At least I hope so!

VERY WORDLESS!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:12:00 +0000

JUST ANOTHER WORDLESS WEDNESDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:40:00 +0000

I am trying, but I just cannot believe that it could be possible, that today is the day for another "Wordless Wednesday"! Wordless Wednesdays are so easy because I really do not have to think very much about what to blog about when I have to blog! All I have to do is find a picture or something like that to show everbody!
So right here is the picture I have decided to use for today and this Wordless Wednesday blog!!
Just look at this picture! It is me and Tonka! Both me and Tonka are doing "hotrod"! We are both jacked up in the back end! It is like we have big tires on our back ends or something like that! It should be noted too, and as well, at how both of both me and Tonka have our tails way up in the air like some sort of antennas or something like that! It should probably be noted too, that this picture right here was not taken yesterday! It might be evident, but in case it is not, this picture was taken sometime in the past when I was footloose and fancy free out at Jason's Field Of Dreams when it was about time that the Felton's and their farmhands needed to mow Jason's Field Of Dreams! I remember that about this time, that I wanted to open a pastry shoppe for the Felton's and their hungry farmhands! I never did do that though!

HALF OF HALF IS HALF!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:14:00 +0000

I have been spending a lot of time lately thinking a lot about how there is something missing in my lifetime! A half of something is missing as a matter of fact! That missing half that I am looking for is a one and only boyfriend! While thinking about how much I need a one and only boyfriend, I was also at the same time thinking about where I could possibly find a one and only real and actual boyfriend! This thought caused me to think about all of my fakeboyfriends that I have pretty much all over the whole entire planet earth! Well, almost entirely whole anyway! Which reminds me, I have no boyfriends in Slovenia or Timbuktu or Schenectady for that matter! Be that as it may, I really do already have a lot of fakeboyfriends that could be my real and actual boyfriends! I can really and actually at the same time, have only one real and actual one and only boyfriend at time, so I was thinking that it would be good to list and picture all of my fakeboyfriends from all over the whole entire planet and pick which one of these fakeboyfriends that I will accept as my one and only real and actual boyfriend! A really and super hard task I must say! This super hard task is now at hand! I must say! Indubitably so!

This section right here is the United Kingdom section! The United Kingdom is the exact thing as UK, by the way! I found out this true and real and actual fact a little while ago! And when I say a little while ago, I mean that I really and actually found this real and actual fact to be true and a fact, about two months ago, or something like that! Be that as it may, this right here is my first fakeboyfriend from the United Kingdom! This is Ralph Allen! Ralph Allen from the United Kingdom is very funny, and believe you me, this girl likes to laugh a lot! Just look at Ralph Allen right here being funny and making me laugh! He is more than likely not, trying to make me laugh on purpose! I mean really! Ralph Allen with sparkly sunglasses on and a scarf! Ralph Allen probably and more than likely, got those dark sunglasses from Elvis or something like that! I would imagine that would be the case anyway! It probably would not be very hard to find out if this is indeed a fact or not!

This right here is my second fakeboyfriend from the United Kingdom! This right here is Charlie Bong! Charlie Bong and Ralph Allen are really good friends together and get into all sorts of mischief together! They work their Nannan real good! Did you hear about the baguette incident?! Oh my!Look at Charlie Bong doing what he is doing right here! Charlie Bong is showing me his soft and snugly side! I like being all soft and snugly! My goodness, if I ever went over there to the United Kingdom, I would more than likely be ensconced in some sort of funny and soft and snugly heaven with Ralph Allen and Charlie Bong! That would be a nice heaven to be in! I would say!
Those two might be trying to dry gulch me into choosing them! At this point in time I have not decided if this is what they are trying to do or not!

Look at these two! Lurchers both of them! What is better yet, is that these two lurchers are boy lurchers! I like a lurcher boy! Lurcher boys are sometimes, but just not all the time a little rough! I like the way a lurcher boy tickles my earmeat with their lurcher boy tickley hairs when rummaging around my on my personnage! This is right here below is Red and Zak!

I like these two boys! They are so open-minded and cultivated over there in the United Kingdom! They can do the domestic stuff all the while that I am out shopping for pink stuff! I am sure they would happy to do such a thing too!

Ahhh! I could just watch these two do this sort of thing all the live long day! And then some! Just do not ask me to wash out the grass stains!
I am going to consider this sentence that you are reading right now and at this time to be the end of the United Kingdom slash UK fakeboyfriend section!

I am glad that some of my fakeboyfriends are over here in the United States! Also, if you are interested, I am going to begin to start thinking about starting an investigation into whether or not that "US" is the same as the "United States"! I have a sneaking suspicion that it is on the count that I sucessfully solved the riddle of the United Kingdom slash UK puzzle! I will keep you all posted! If I can remember though!

Look right here at Eddie! Eddie has lots of stuff going for him! Eddie has a delicate brindley thing going on! It is not a showing off type of in your face brindley! Eddie also has a very strong and proud and profound nose! Because of Eddie's strong and proud and profound nose, I am sure he would protect me real good! I really do not feel that I even have to mention the pinkness of his brindle-bownie earmeat! No, I do not have to mention that at all! Mmmm!

Look right here! What do we have here?! This is definitely a boy! I can tell he is a boy because he is just laying there, and beings that is what I look at twenty four seven around here, I am going to have to assume that this is a boy too!

Oh! Of course it is a boy! This is Xander! Look at Xander here! He makes me want to take up laying around like a boy on the count that Xander is making me feel all dreamy like with his dreamy look on his face! I do believe that I am falling under Xander's dreamy spell stuff! He might be a tad short for me on the count that he is a whippet, but I am willing to look past this matter on the count of the dreamy feeling he makes me have! Yes! Yes I will overlook the matter of him being a tad short!

This right here is TresBeau! TresBeau has a name that I think more than likely not, means very good or something such as that! It really does not matter much to me on the count that TresBeau means nothing but very hot! Just look at TresBeau standing there all alert and and strong and true! I think that it would probably be a pretty good thing to get tangled up in his ear and tail hairs! Yes ma'am! It would! There could even be the possibility that we could stay tangled up together for some time! That would not be a bad thing at all! I would say!

TresBeau shows all and everyone out on the coursing field howto do it! Look at TresBeau's silky and shiny hair flow as he shows that plastic bag what for! I do like an atheletic boy! This I am way more than sure about! Unquestionably so!

Alas! I think I could be too old for TresBeau! Look at TresBeau right here! This was not very long ago, it should probably be noted!

Take a gander here! This here is Bob! Bob is a brindle, so you cannot really see him very well right here! I think that you cannot see Bob right here very well on the count that he is camouflaged! I guess he is trying to make himself unknown to me! He must be shy or something like that! Come on Bob, I will not bite you! If I do it will not be very hard or anything! I will sniff your brindle-brownie earmeat though! As far as I can tell anyway! Please get up Bob so on the count that I can get a gooder look at you!

This right here is Nigel! Nigel's last name is Buggers! Nigel has a blog too! Nigel is kind of, and sort of exotic, with that black and white splotchy thing that he has going on! And because on the count of that, and because I have slpotchy stuff too, I think that Nigel is kind of and pretty much a good match as a real and actual fakeboyfriend! He lives up in ice cream land so that is a bonus for him as far as I am concerned!

This right here is Cappy! I like Cappy's dark beard and his easy care and go-with-everything coat! That coat could spend a day at the park, then be shaked off, then go to a fundraiser or something like that! Another good thing about about Cappy, is that Cappy can not see very well! I could let myself go a little bit and Cappy would not care one iota of a bit! At least it would seem that way! Be all that as it may, I really can not see how he types with those nails! I mean, the space bar alone!

This right here will be my California fakeboyfriend section of fakeboyfriends!
This right here is Scout! Oh dear Scout! What is it that you could possibly be thinking about?! I know what I think about Scout right here! I think that it is probably a fact that the back of Scouts head is fluffy and smells of some sort of dessert, like pie or something like that!

Scout very much likes to put his head out in cool mountain air! He likes to vacation in Lake Tahoe! He thinks, I am sure, that the thin air is good for what may or may not ail us! At least that is what they say about stuff such as that! It might not be true! I will look into this thin mountain air thing if I get the time to do so!

Scout, also, is very socially conscious! Scout gets out to vote! This is probably and more than likely a good thing! I would say! He is pretty much connected out in movie land, so I could get a walk-on if I wanted one! I just do not want one at this particular period in time!

These two boys right here below each other, are Mally and Tiger! They live in that place that that nice man named Ron Burgundy talked about in that one movie!
Look at Mally right here! Mally is particularly brindley and Mally has got a particularly pointy nose! He just could possibly be my own private Cyrano or something like that! I cannot forget that Mally also has brindle brownie earmeat!

This is Tiger right here! Tiger lives with Mally in that same city that that Ron Burgundy talked about in that one movie! See how Tiger has brindley stuff that also has some white parts all mixed into it? That is a good thing! If I get kind of bored looking at his white parts I can just start looking at his brindley stuff! Or if I get bored looking at the brindley stuff then I could look at the white part! It is kind of like getting a vanilla frosting on a carrot cake or something like that! What I am trying to say is that the brindley part is the actual carrot cake and the white part is the actual vanilla frosting! I hope this is clear!

This right here is Mishka! Mishka is from New York City! NYC is the exact same thing as New York City! So if ever you want to say New York CIty, all you have to do is say NYC! It is pretty much a shorter and faster way of saying New York CIty! How much faster it is, I can not at this moment say! I might do a time check competition to see which is fastest when I have the time! I will do it after my investigation of the whole USA slash United States inquiry!In the mean time, Mishka cannot escape the true fact that he is a big giant flurtter! Look at him right here winking at me! Fresh! I would say!

Mishka is a city boy for certain, beings he is from New York City and all! So Mishka is probably and pretty much a sophisticated person! Mishka probably has a lot of book-learning in him and street savvy! He could show me around up there pretty good! We could go out and get some of those hotdogs and maybe later on after that go to Barney's for some hot pink stuff! I am sure that Mishka is a major player and would be me lots of pink stuff! With abandon, probably!
He can sensitive!

Mishka makes good bed head! Look at Mishka's bed head! Me and Mishka could just fall right out of his bed here, then go for a walk around the park without a problem! No one in the park would say anything about Me and Mishka just falling out of bed together on the count that he makes good bed head!

After Mishka here, I will call and end to the United States fakeboyfriend section!

Here is my Spanish boyfriend section right here! That means that the fakeboyfriends from right here and onward, are fakeboyfriends from Spain until I say otherwise!

This right here is Pluto! In some pictures I really think that Pluto looks like my old friend and good-time gal-pal, Mert! I miss Mert! However, and be that as it may, Pluto is quite guapo and distinguished looking right here! I think he might be a bit older than me but that is a-okay with moi! I like a distinguished older boy! Especially when the older boy is guapo! Kind of like an older Sean Connery or a sometime in the future Antonio Banderas or somebody like that! I am sure that since Pluto comes from an olive place that he could give this gal all the tres exotique olives he could muster up! Cold and dripping wet or cold and dry makes no difference to this gal one bit at all! I like to go and see what sort of fun times that Pluto and his good amigos are having at his amigo's blog!

This right here is Carlitos! He is my fake boyfriend of the Spanish hills! Look at how noble Carlitos is! I think Carlitos might more than likely be a hildago or someone like that!

Look at Carlitos right here! Brave Carlitos is guarding our little hacienda so no one can harm me! Or it could just be that Carlitos is simply standing there! I have been thinking about these two possibilities and have not decided which is the case in this matter!

We can see right here that Carlitos is maybe just a little too much of a ladie's man! Here is Carlitos with his Sanne! Sanne has a world wide web site with her mother, and they do good things! I must say! Without a doubt they do good things! I learned a lot of things reading their world wide web site! I would say! Hmmm! Now I am starting to wonder if I have what it would take to Carlitos away from these two girls! Hmmm!

Besides stealing Carlitos away from those two girls, I think I have another matter to think about! I think there might be a possibility that Carlitos might be a little of a tad too young for me! See right here?! This is Carlitos just a short time ago! Not short like short and little and tiny, but short like not a very long ago in time! I think at this time I will have to consider Carlitos even further!

Oh Divino! This right here is Divino! Divino is divine! Divino is from a heaven of some sort I am sure! A heaven of hot fakeboyfriends that is the kind of heaven Divino is from!

With those eyes of his, Divino is like a conquistador of my heart! Or something like that!

Look at Divino right here! He is wondering where I am and when the time will be when we will be together again! I think that is what he is thinking anyway! Or it could possible that Davino is watching a fly fly around, or something like that! Eitherway, I think Divino is a special fakeboyfriend!

Okay! That is the end of my Spanish fakeboyfriend section right here! Nobody below is from Spain land!

This right here are the boys from Italy section!

This right here is King! King of my heart I must say! King might possibly be the most tall, dark, and handsomest, tall dark and handsome boy that I could of possibly ever at any and all times, have laid my eyeballs on! King is so brindley that I almost cannot really tell very much if he is brindle or not! It is like some sort of concentrated marble of brindle goodness! The bonus of me going out with king would be that he has brindle brownie earmeat! And since he has concentrated brildleness, I am more than certain that King's brindle brownie earmeat is concentrated as well! Imagine that! Having a boyfriend that has brindle brownie earmeat that is free for the taking! I guess it might not be free on the count of I would probably and more than likely be paying for that brindle brownie earmeat with a big piece of my heart! Small price to pay! I say!

Alas again! I just could probably be too old for King of My Heart! You really might not at anytime think that this right here is King! He was once small and dark and cute! That really is not the same as tall and dark and handsome! I would say! It really is not the same because tall and dark and handsome has tall and dark in it and small dark and cute has small and cute in it! See what I am saying?! I hope you do because it is really not that difficult! At least that is the way it seems!

Ciò a destra qui è Apache! Apache è uno dei miei ragazzi falsi italiani! Penso che Apache stia proponendo come questo per farglielo! Non so perché penserebbe quello se proponesse come questo che lo avrei gradetto! Hmmm! Potrebbe funzionare appena tuttavia! L'uno o l'altro lui che propone come quello, o il suo accento che ora non posso decidere appena!

Viva Italiano!

That foreign looking writing was for my fakeboyfriend Apache! Apache cannot speak a lick of American at all! That is okay though, because who needs a boyfriend to speak anyways?!

This right here is Apache! Apache is one of my Italian fake boyfriends! I think that Apache is posing like this to make me like him! I do not know why he would think that if he posed like this that I would like him! Hmmm! It just might be working however! Either him posing like that, or his accent, I just right now can not decide!

Yeah for Italy! I now am bringing the Italian fakeboyfriend section to doness!

Who would have ever thought that I, Melody!, from way over in the Ozarks could possibly have a fakeboyfriend all the way over in Finland! Nobody would have thought that! That is who!

This right here is Asham! You can be crytal clear that Asham is like some sort of Baltic god guy! Just like Heimdall, Asham is very handsome and alert and on guard to protect! Look at Asham! It is not ever at anytime possible to take a bad picture of Asham! And I have looked at a whole lot of Asham pictures! Asham could possibly be my most special of fakeboyfriends! I am pretty sure about this anyway! Just look at Asham! Is he not wonderful?! You know he is! Just like I do!

Look at Asham right here! You know Asham is liked by girls on the count of that Asham has his own harem! These gals right here are Asham's haremettes or something like that! His haremettes are Nasima and Lottie! I really do not blame Nasima and Lottie one little tiny or one big gigantic bit whatsoever! I think Lottie might be a good girlfriend for me to be girlfriends with! Lottie has dots and spots and splotches and blotches just like me! I think I would enjoy going shopping with Lottie! Lottie is very tres chic! I must say! I know you would probably say the same if you were me! I just might have to in the future, start to think about making a fakegirlfriend list of fakegirlfriends on the count of I do not even have a real and actual girlfriend!

Yes! Definitely Asham is the way to go right now! Asham might not be my Mr. Right in all the right places! I mean he is way over in Finland and he is kind of youngl! A girl can dream though! Can't she?! For the time being, and until I decide on a one and only real and actual boyfriend, Asham can be my Mr. Right Now, and that is the way I see it!

Well! I have kind of narrowed the decision of a one and only real and actual boyfriend at this point in time! At least that is what I am saying anyways! The decisions about each and everyone of my fakeboyfriends is not at all very easy to make! There are so many of my fakeboyfriends to chose from! There are far and away exotic fakeboyfriends! There are near and dear fakeboyfriends! There are fakeboyfriends that just could possibly be to good for me! There are some fakeboyfriends that are possibly too young for me! There could even be one or two that are too old for me! But right now for me, I will have to wait and keep thinking and see! I the mean time I will have to settle for my tried and true real boy brothers Billy and Tonka!♡

TTFN!

Melody!
♡

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:11:00 +0000

I have never ever done a "wordless Wednesday" blog posting before this one right here! If you do not know what a wordless Wednesday post is, it is just a picture to look at! You do a wordless Wednesday post on Wednesdays, that is why they call it wordless Wednesdays, at least I think so! Also, there are no words or anything! Just a picture to look at! I always really did not want to do a wordless Wednesday blog post before because if I did a wordless Wednesday blog post I would not even get to say anything! That is kind of silly if you think about it! I think blogs are for gabbing about stuff! They do not have to be though! So I thought I might just try out this wordless Wednesday thing! So here is my first ever wordless Wednesday blog post!

I chose this picture right here of Tonka and Billy on our way home after a day of hiking in that otherworldly and just plain weird place we like to go to sometimes! This picture is actually a bunch of pictures if you think about it! Look at Billy and Tonka in the mirror! That is one picture! You really are not looking at them exactly! You are looking at what they look like in the mirror! They do pretty much look about like that though! You can not smell Billy's mustiness though! Then look at the two windows in the mirror! That is two more pictures right there! There are trees and stuff in the windows! You can even see Tonka in one of those windows! Those trees in the window really do not look like that though! Tonka looks pretty much like that though! I would say! So really, if you think about it, there are four pictures right here in this one picture! What a great way to start out this wordless wednesday thing! Four pictures in one picture! This is even better than pink milk! At least that is the way I see it!

DRAMA QUEEN?! WHATEV!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:19:00 +0000

Someone is changing stuff around on the world wide web just to confuse me! Someone is making stuff harder to do on the world wide web! Like today, I found out that, that nice and fun little "lol" thing was changed into"lulz"! Imagine that! If there was someone to talk to about this matter at hand, I would! As it is, there is not anyone to address this matter to! It is like there really is not anyone in charge of the world wide web! As far as I can tell! I must look into this!

I am not amused!

"Lol" is so much easier to type and stuff like that! "Lol" is all on ONE side of the keyboard! That makes typing "lol" so pleasant! "Lulz" is so much harder to type and stuff like that! "Lulz" is on BOTH sides of the keyboard! Not only is "lulz" on both sides of the keyboard, but I also have to now reach farther for the "u" key and then reach all the way over to the other side of the keyboard for the "z" key! This is very unpleasant and not at all pleasant like typing good old "lol"! Urghhh!

On the count of this nonsense, I now have to change my way of thinking too! Like when I think to myself that "That would be a great place to put an "lol"", I now will have to try to remember to make the "lol" into a lulz! Then after I remember to make the "lol" into a "lulz", I will then get frustrated that I will have to reach farther for that "u" key and then go to the other side of the keyboard to reach the "z" key! I will then more than likely get distracted by all this unecessary nonsensical nonsense, and think back in time to more pleasant times past, when "lulz" was just nice and good old "lol"! Do we not have enough on the big world to worry about?! Hummmph!

Also too! I really do think that we should always, all the time, be thinking of the poor little tiny workers that are busy, day in and day out, pushing all the stuff through the world wide web's tubes! This gal thinks that the world wide web's poor little tiny people that work in the tubes that make up the world wide web, already have enough troubles with pushing stuff through the tubes without any more extra stuff like more "z's" mucking up those already crowded tubes! To make matters worse for those poor little tiny tube working people, Ridgeview cul de sac is kind of down hill, so not only do the poor little tiny tube workers have to push the stuff back uphill out of the cul de sac, but now they have extra "z's" to push out! It is enough to boggle my mind!

We should get back to the olden days when just plain and good old "lol" was our only choice! We just have too many choices these days without some Johnny-Come-Lately "lulz" mucking stuff up! And the poor little tube workers have enough to do as it is! It tires me out just thinking about it all! At least that is the way I see it!

Drama Queen?! I think not!

GRANDMA GRANNY PANTS BRINGS THE PINK STUFF!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:05:00 +0000

This girl has been feeling a tad bit poopy lately with my, ahem, bladder infection! Grandma Granny Pants bought and then brought me a new pink pretty to help me feel better! Grandma granny pants surprised me with a new fancy, going-out on the town necklace! It is pink and frilly and bouncy and bubbly, all at exactly the same time! I do not know how it could possibly do all that stuff all at the exact same time, but it is simply amazing and I do not really think I should think about it too much! Be that as it may, it is very girly! It is pink! It has little bity little tiny roses on it! These little bity tiny roses that are on it bounce and float and stuff as I move around and stuff!

My new necklace and me look absolutely fabulous! At least that is the way I see it!
Just look at me wearing that new pink, going out on the town necklace that granny pants bought for me and then after that, brought to me! I am not moving around right here though! Sorry!
Thank you Grandma Granny Pants!♡

By the way! Is it not weird that all you have to do to make words mean different things, is to put an extra letter in that word! You can even take out a letter in a word to make a word mean a different thing! There are definitely some very weird and wonderful things going on in the world! I must look into these things further! Maybe!

TTFN!
Melody!
♡

I'M A LUCKY GIRL! IN A LUCKY WORLD!

noreply@blogger.com (Melody!) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:33:00 +0000

I am sooooooooo lucky in this world! To have nice friends, is one thing that this girl, right here, can not ever possibly do without in this world! According to my opinion!

Look right here! Here is the case in the point I am trying to make! My friend Sarah, who I never have met in person, by the way, did a painting of me! I just could not believe that someone who I have never laid my eyeballs on, would do such a nice and wonderful thing for me! I thought that this sort of stuff only happened elsewhere on this big planet and not at the end of Ridgeview cul de sac, but it really does happen at the end of Ridgeview cul de sac! Sarah says that I am her muse! Imagine that! Me! Melody being a muse for something! I am beside myself! Which by the way, I saw in my mind's eye to be impossible before, but now I think otherwise from that!
Here is the painting right here!

I think that this painting that my friend Sarah did of me is lovely! Maybe beautiful! And not just because it is a painting of me, however! There is just enough pink in this painting to make my face shine like alabaster, or something like that! I really enjoy looking at the white parts of my eyeballs! Sarah showed the whites of my eyeballs in this painting that she did! She showed the whites of my eyeballs really good!

By the way! Besides being a painter, my friend Sarah, is the purveyor of free pink and sparkly stuff at facebook! Pink & Sparkly is what it is called! Imagine that! Free pink and sparkly stuff! You can give the free pink and sparkly stuff to your friends if you want too! You can even give free pink and sparkly stuff to yourself if you want too! Imagine that! What is this world coming to? This world is getting closer to pink stuff heaven as this gal sees it! This is of course, according to my opinion!

Also, by the way! Sarah's Pink & Sparkly should not ever in anyway be confused with our facebook group PINK AND SPARKLY STUFF LOVERRRSSS!!!♡! There are some things that make them totally different from each other! At PINK AND SPARKLY STUFF LOVERRRSSS!!!♡, we simply chat and gab about pink and sparkly stuff! We do not purvey free pink and sparkly stuff at PINK AND SPARKLY STUFF LOVERRRSSS!!!♡ like Sarah does over at Pink & Sparkly! Just so people are clear, there is another big difference between Sarah's Pink & Sparkly and PINK AND SPARKLY STUFF LOVERRRSSS!!!♡! You need to notice also, that PINK AND SPARKLY STUFF LOVERRRSSS!!! has a "and" in it! Because PINK AND SPARKLY STUFF LOVERRRSSS!!!♡ has an "and" in it, it makes it easier to tell the difference that it in no way is it like Sarah's Pink & Sparkly purveyor of free pink and sparkly stuff! See how Sarah's Pink & Sparkly has the "&" thing in it? This "&" thing, also helps to tell that Sarah's Pink & Sparkly is not PINK AND SPARKLY STUFF LOVERRRSSS!!!♡! At this point,all should be crystal clear! Indubitably clear! According to my opinion!

Right here below, is some of the fabulously beautiful pink and sparkly stuff that Sarah purveys for free at Pink & Sparkly!

I did try out that sparkly pink cupcake purse and it worked fabulously! I took that fabulous sparkly pink cupcake purse shopping is what I did! I also took that fabulous pink donut with sprinkles on it shopping with me too! That pink donut with pink sprinkles on it was fabulous too, by the way! I took that pink donut with sprinkles on it, in case I got hungry when shopping! And I did get hungry, by the way! That fabulous pink donut with sprinkles on it, fit fantastically in that fabulous sparkly pink purse! Imagine that! A fabulous pink donut with sparkles on it, that you can put inside of a fabulous sparkly pink cupcake purse! Amazing! It oggles the mind! This is another step closer to pink heaven! As far as this gal is concerned! By the way, how they got that fabulous sparkly pink purse and fabulous pink donut with sprinkles on it, into those web tubes, I have no idea! The world just keeps getting wonderfuller! And fabulouser! At least that is the way I see it!

TTFN!
Melody!
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